Perils in the wearing of the green for St. Patrick's Day (or red for St. Joseph)

I wear green for St. Patrick's Day, of course. Even if it does bring out the sickly green pallor of my skin.... On Friday I'll wear red for St. Joseph, too. Even if it does bring out the red of my bloodshot eyes. Christmas, when the wearing of red AND green is encouraged, is a nightmare for me and everyone around me....